So the doorbell rings this morning as I’m trying to get ready for work. A little old man hands me this handbill from the Jehovah’s Witnesses about their upcoming “Follow the Christ” event. Not wanting to mock the man—he seemed so sweet—I simply thanked him and shut the door. But I have to ask, when did Jesus start looking so, well, respectable? Pictured here is the cover of the handbill. Don’t be deceived—it’s not that Jesus’ hair is in a ponytail or something. In other pictures, you can see that his hair is cut neatly at the nape all around. And doesn’t “Follow the Christ” sound a tad like something Obi-Wan Kenobi would say?